What taste represents your zodiac sign?

 Aries smells like new blood, motor gasoline, and a blown-out birthday candle. Outlaw's Blazing Saddles

 Taurus, fixed earth, smells like room service, estate sales, ripe fig bellies, semen, chocolate, cold mashed potatoes

 Gemini, ruled by dialogue and communion, smells like tea leaves, hummingbird feathers, crushed Adderall,

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 Cancer's cardinal tides smell like moon water, crayfish pee, magnolia blooms, amniotic fluid, someone else's

 Leo, the sun-ruled sign of pleasure, play, and our inner child/insufferable tyrant, smells like line-dried clothes, 

 Libra, ruled by Venus, the get laid and paid planet, smells like vanilla beans, Damascus silk, Restoration Hardware

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